Intolerant people, General asshats, U of I's Preacher Dan or his Modern-Day equivalent
Circle I Limbo

Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, and other famously stupid bimbos, John Kerry, Greens, Harry Reid
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Chicago Suburbanites walking around in their North Face and Popped Collars
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The Boston Red Sox, Militant Vegans, The Chicago Cubs, The entire UNC basketball team
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Women who can actually eat and remain under a Size 8 , PETA Members, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Democrats who work for the Blagojevich administration, The entire College Democrat organization at UIUC
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

People who bring squalling brats out, PERIOD, War Protesters who wear smelly K-Mart clothing, Boys who lie
Circle VII Burning Sands

Saddam Hussein, Sean May, Democrats who work for the Blagojevich administration and actually like their job/boss, Boys who are hopelessly hung up on ex-girlfriends and refuse to shut up about them
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden, Ted Kennedy, Rod Blagojevich
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell